Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable...
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which family member is always relieved?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
