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Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?