What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?