Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?