Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
