What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?