Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
It's Crowded!
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How long do chickens work?
