Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a sad latte?
