What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do bees gossip?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?