Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?