What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?