Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?