Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?