Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How does a barber get to work?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What fish sings the best?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?