Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?