Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?