What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do novels go to have a good time?