What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do bees buzz?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
This candy bar is a real home run.
