Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
When does a horse talk?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?