What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?