Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How does a taco bless the table?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How does a cow do math?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?