What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What school subject really rocks?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the fish blush?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?