What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do cats wear to work?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do cows like to dance to?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?