What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the foal cough?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the goal post get angry?
