What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?