What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
What nationality are most fish?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
