You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?