What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Bears love exotic cars.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?