What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do you grill cheese?
Which former US President was always cold?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?