What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is the tallest building in the world?
