What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How do bees get to school?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?