Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Your close group of PALgrims.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which condiment adds the most kick?