Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
When does a horse talk?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?