Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?