What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
