Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a short cow?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What time does everyone love to drink?
