Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?