Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?