My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why is laughter the best medicine?