Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What shape is bad at driving?
What condiment has wings?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is furniture so generous?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?