Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the whale cross the road?
