Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where does money love to go shopping?