What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
