Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Pierce Brosnan.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?