Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?