What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How does a cow do math?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Do dads always snore?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?