Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What animal has the most fun?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
