Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Can February March?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?