What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What job did the corn on the cob get?