Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which bug is related to you?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?