Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do nosey peppers do?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What car always breaks the rules?