Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
