Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?