Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which elf is the best singer?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a forklift?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?