Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What animal loves Indian food?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did summer say to spring?