Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Families are like fudge.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What words make the best athletes?
What fish only swims at night?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why was the dog so popular?
