Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How much money does a skunk have?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?