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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
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What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do burgers like to dance?
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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
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