What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
