Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
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How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?