Why can you never find the number nine?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?