How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which animal is the most religious?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do bees get to school?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What does a panda ghost say?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?