How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
When does a horse talk?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's the ocean's favorite song?