What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?