Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?