Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a sad latte?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?