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Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What animal floats best?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?