What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?