What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
