Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How can you make 7 even?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?