Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was the mime upset?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?