Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?