What vegetables make the best music?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are goats so funny?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a sad latte?
What sports are both plant-based?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do belly buttons go to college?