Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do cows go on the weekend?