What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do naked fish play with?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do stars go to college?