Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do polar bears vote?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's the politest month?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?