What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?