What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are goats so funny?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a sleeping bull?