Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which subject has two parts?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
