Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do surfers go to school?
What animal floats best?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What farm animal is best at karate?