What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the mare gain weight?
