What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
When do astronauts eat?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why is laughter the best medicine?