What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?