My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What animal floats best?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?