What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the robot want for Christmas?