What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call the dog magician?
When do cows get tired?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
