What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who invented fractions?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
