What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
When fish play football, who is the captain?