What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which insect is the smartest?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do ducks get after they eat?