Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which family member has tusks?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?