What bird is losing its hair?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Where does breakfast live?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do stars go to college?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?