Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
