Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's the beach's favorite movie?