What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do trees say when autumn comes?