What sound does a witch's car make?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How does a barber get to work?