Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the cat so small?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
