What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How long do chickens work?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
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Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?