I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the calf play in the school band?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?