Why are cause and effect so close?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?