What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A rad-ish.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
