What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What snacks always have the best tan?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?