What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How can you farm during the winter?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do termites go camping?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?