What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?