What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was the fish so smart?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
