What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did the toad die?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?