What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do fish do at parades?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What time does everyone love to drink?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are cars magic?
