What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is the smallest lion?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?