What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
