Why was the math book sad?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?