What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?