What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?