What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
Why do cows wear bells?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
