My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is summer always sad?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?