What do little fish love to play with?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?