Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Families are like fudge.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
