Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?