Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How do you wash a lamb?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What vehicle works the hardest?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where does water do all its banking?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?