Why did the frog have a long face?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the friendliest national park?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?