Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why was the fish so smart?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
