How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you get straight A's?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?