What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
