What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?