Why do cats always get what they want?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?