What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do all the planets get along?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was the bee sad?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?