Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What game do bats excel at?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does a cat go to sleep on?