Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
When does a horse talk?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call an insincere horse?