Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do billboards talk?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
