Why did the professor write on the window?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What are you studying in math?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are goats so funny?
