That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Two silkworms got in a fight.