Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.