How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
