How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?