Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you give a sick lemon?