What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where do birds go to drink?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What condiment has wings?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?