What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?