What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
