What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was the cat so small?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?