Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are stones so good at music?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?