What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?