Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?