Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What type of bat doesn't fly?