Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Families are like fudge.
What's a frog's favorite sport?