Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a mom's favorite game?