Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where does breakfast live?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is sand's favorite movie?