Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do cows wear bells?
How did the coach get his quarterback?