What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Ben & Jerry Maguire.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What nationality are most fish?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How long will dinner be?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
