Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What is blue and not heavy?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the opposite of irony?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?