Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
Where is the coldest place to work?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do fish do at parades?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?