Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What bee is good for your health?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the fish blush?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why are cars magic?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?