What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did electricity win the race?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a short cow?