Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the calf play in the school band?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
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Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
