Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do books sleep?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?