What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Bears love exotic cars.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the bee sad?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do pigs love to take naps?