What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What makes music in your hair?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do insects learn at school?