What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is laughter the best medicine?