What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
