What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why are winter days great?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?