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What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are books always so angry?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?